Yesterday, in Australia, Canadian stuntwoman Jolene Van Vugt set the world record for motorized toilet speed by riding 46 mph on the little cart.
Why? I have no idea whatsoever. Because they can?
This still isn't nearly as cool as Toto's toilet motorcycle from last year, which not only looks more awesome, but actually runs on biogas. It can play music, write messages in the air using "residual light imagery" (I'm not cetain what that means, really), and talk. It was built to help promote biogas and Toto's green initiatives.